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Contrast of my Calendar

So today’s calendar quote of the day said: justice is the crowning glory of the virtues. I love judges, and I love courts. They are my ideals that typify on earth what we shall meet hereafter in heaven under a just God.” -William Howard Taft- And the then next day the quote says: “A judge should be about sixty, clean-shaven, with white hair, china-blue eyes, and suffer from hemorrhoids so that he will have that concerned look.”

WHAT?! LOL That’s so funny! Oh calendar, how I love thee.

Legal Anecdote

From Actual Court Records:

Defense Attorney: Then I object to the District Attorney objecting to my objecting to standard legal objections

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