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“The Devil makes his Christmas pie of lawyers’ tongues” -English Proverb


“I am not so afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves’ clothing.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay

“You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them.” -Joseph H. Choate

He clearly knew what he was talking about. As much as you poke fun at us, we are necessary. Get over it.


“Women have more strengths in their looks than we have in our laws, and more power in their tears than we have by our arguments” -Saville-


“A lawyer, like any other person, may in his private life be a cad or a king, an inconstant lover or a rock of stability, gracious or a grouch, but in his professional life he may not overstep the bounds and abuse his position of trust as counsel, confidante, champion, and fiduciary.”
       -Sanders v. Rosen
        159 Misc. 2d 563, 605 N.Y.S. 2d 805 (1993)

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