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He clearly knew what he was talking about. As much as you poke fun at us, we are necessary. Get over it.
So today’s calendar quote of the day said: justice is the crowning glory of the virtues. I love judges, and I love courts. They are my ideals that typify on earth what we shall meet hereafter in heaven under a just God.” -William Howard Taft- And the then next day the quote says: “A judge should be about sixty, clean-shaven, with white hair, china-blue eyes, and suffer from hemorrhoids so that he will have that concerned look.”
WHAT?! LOL That’s so funny! Oh calendar, how I love thee.
A very respectable lawyer was filing some insurance papers when he came to the question: “If you father is dead, state the cause.” Unwilling to reveal that his father had been hanged for cattle rustling, the lawyer evaded the problem by answering this way: “He died while taking part in a public ceremony when the platform gave way.”