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“I am not so afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves’ clothing.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay

“You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them.” -Joseph H. Choate

He clearly knew what he was talking about. As much as you poke fun at us, we are necessary. Get over it.


“No lawyer will ever go to Heaven so long as there is room for more in Hell.” -French Proverb-


Writing Humour

Writing Humour

I love this. Seriously. Throat stomping is totally my thing.


“The Law is the…

“The Law is the true embodiment
Of everything that’s excellent.
It has no kind of fault or flaw,
And I, my Lords, embody the Law”

-W.S. Gilbert, Iolanthe-

Contrast of my Calendar

So today’s calendar quote of the day said: justice is the crowning glory of the virtues. I love judges, and I love courts. They are my ideals that typify on earth what we shall meet hereafter in heaven under a just God.” -William Howard Taft- And the then next day the quote says: “A judge should be about sixty, clean-shaven, with white hair, china-blue eyes, and suffer from hemorrhoids so that he will have that concerned look.”

WHAT?! LOL That’s so funny! Oh calendar, how I love thee.

Lawyer Calendar Anecdote of the Day

A very respectable lawyer was filing some insurance papers when he came to the question: “If you father is dead, state the cause.” Unwilling to reveal that his father had been hanged for cattle rustling, the lawyer evaded the problem by answering this way: “He died while taking part in a public ceremony when the platform gave way.”


Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

Legal Anecdote

From Actual Court Records:

Defense Attorney: Then I object to the District Attorney objecting to my objecting to standard legal objections

Top Ten Things that Sound Nasty in Law but really aren’t (Today’s calendar page)

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute
6. Is that a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the No. 1 dirty law statement…Think you can get me off?

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