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“I am not so afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves’ clothing.” -Edna St. Vincent Millay

“You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them.” -Joseph H. Choate

He clearly knew what he was talking about. As much as you poke fun at us, we are necessary. Get over it.

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“No lawyer will ever go to Heaven so long as there is room for more in Hell.” -French Proverb-

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Writing Humour

Writing Humour

I love this. Seriously. Throat stomping is totally my thing.

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“The Law is the…

“The Law is the true embodiment
Of everything that’s excellent.
It has no kind of fault or flaw,
And I, my Lords, embody the Law”

-W.S. Gilbert, Iolanthe-

Contrast of my Calendar

So today’s calendar quote of the day said: justice is the crowning glory of the virtues. I love judges, and I love courts. They are my ideals that typify on earth what we shall meet hereafter in heaven under a just God.” -William Howard Taft- And the then next day the quote says: “A judge should be about sixty, clean-shaven, with white hair, china-blue eyes, and suffer from hemorrhoids so that he will have that concerned look.”

WHAT?! LOL That’s so funny! Oh calendar, how I love thee.

Lawyer Calendar Anecdote of the Day

A very respectable lawyer was filing some insurance papers when he came to the question: “If you father is dead, state the cause.” Unwilling to reveal that his father had been hanged for cattle rustling, the lawyer evaded the problem by answering this way: “He died while taking part in a public ceremony when the platform gave way.”

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